Funnies

“Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”*
“Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.”*
“Virgin like balloon…one prick, all gone.”* “
Baseball wrong…man with four balls cannot walk!”*
“OK for shit to happen…will decompose.”*
“It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”*
“Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.”*
“Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”*
“Confucius say too God damn much!”*
“Those who quote me are fools.”*
“Man who drive like hell bound to get there!”*
“Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!”*
“Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!”*
“Man who sit on tack get point!”*
“Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!”*
“Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.”*
“Passionate kiss like spider web…lead to undoing of fly.”*
“Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.”*
“Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.”*
“Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.”*